Before you listen to this, I must warn you this is one of the best things you will listen to in your whole entire fucking life.
Viva la Viral
“Viva la Vida” - Coldplay,
“When You Were Young” - The Killers,
“Because of You” - Kelly Clarkson,
“Livin’ on a Prayer” - Bon Jovi,
“Walking on a Dream” - Empire of the Sun,
“Starlight” - Muse
“All of Your Love” - Hellogoodbye
My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her
So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face
OMG, I can’t.
Oh man yeah this is a super common thing, we have one of these in my preschool room, too, except ours is a picture of Obama. When the kids are upset or angry or want to tattle or whatever they “Go tell the President” and its my favorite thing.
GO TELL THE PRESIDENT
Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part II)
The St Louis County Council meeting was a fiery afar, as residents from across the county demanded Darren Wilson’s arrest, answers for Mike Brown’s death, and expressed frustration at their own police force being turned on them like they were enemies of the state. #staywoke #farfromover
*nick fury voice* phil i told you YOU CAN’T KEEP ADOPTING STRAY PEOPLE NO MATTER HOW ATTRACTIVE THEY MAY BE
Theoretically now there’s nothing to stop him.
mid-life crisisPlane Of Hot Weirdos just became an entire International Espionage Organisation Of Hot Weirdos.
this made me giggle so hard
this post just hit nineteen thousand notes this morning
I still don’t understand what’s so funny
are there even nineteen thousand people in this fandom
International Espionage Organization of Hot Weirdos.
I.E.O.H.W. Pronounced: Ow.
I feel like it should be pronounced more like that yell at the beginning of Walking on Sunshine.
As the creator of IEOHW I think you should all be aware you pronounce it like a cat would.
|me:||I should go shower now||(five minutes later)||(another five minutes later)||(yet another five minutes later)||(more five minute intervals)|
|someone:||(goes into the bathroom)|
|me:||wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower|
|14 years old:||I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.|
|17 years old:||Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?|
|21 years old:||What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?|