Maybe you should try plan D, for Dumbass.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

okay but

this is quality humor right here

ashgaytchum:

simple slip of the tongue sammy

coffeeandcheesecake:

thereichenbachfinn:

remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her

and it was like

really troy

really 

really

yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on

he would have seen

who Ryan was actually interested in

THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES

(Source: romangodfrey)

ticklememisha:

this fucking fandom…: salternates: joanwatson: season!9 cas should be like THE REVENGE OF…

salternates:

joanwatson:

season!9 cas should be like THE REVENGE OF CASTIEL: HE’S BACK AND THIS TIME HE’S ANGRY where he goes on a storming grumpy rampage against metatron and rounds up all the fallen angels and they wage war to get their grace back and then he finds god and punches him in the face screaming FUCK YOU DAD!!! and like you know if cas happened to be shirtless and have holsters and guns filled with angel-sword bullets clinging to his limbs during all this i mean i’d be okay with that

grabby hands

how to boys

boobbryar:

foie:

• greet
• chat
• chat
• chat
• joke
• joke
• joke
• joke
• compliment appearance
• compliment personality
• flirt
• flirt
• flirt
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• amorous hug
• amorous hug
• first kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• make out
• make out
• make out
• make out
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• propose

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets)